HIP HIP HOORAY! Pre-orders for my new book are live!

Never judge a book by its cover, especially when it's got someone as ugly as me on the front.

Aloha, y’all! It’s a big day here at Randonesia HQ, and I woke up this morning hopping around like a coked-up grasshopper at a trampoline park in anticipation of sending this out to you, my beloved Substack readers (and yes, I do love you guys, you sexy-ass reading beasts, you). Why am I so excited?

Because once again, to my complete amazement, the u…